Monday, January 12, 2009

Barney's Gyan!

It's "How I met your mother" mania these days. Season 4 in progress and the star of this Sit-com is the one and only Barney Stinson, a.k.a Neil Patrick Harris. He is the focal point of most moments that define the series.

Backdrop: He was a 23 year old virgin in NY. But like every late bloomer, he feels the compulsive need to compensate for lost time. He has his own set of hilarious "laws" when it comes to dating. Just felt like compiling all those i recollect :)

The Lemon Law:
When on a date, you have exactly 5 minutes to decide how long we want to spend with her.
The Hot-Crazy Scale:
A date is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally HOT. The threshold is the Vicky Mendonza diagonal :P
The Platimun Rule:
Never ever ever ever Love thy neighbor..
The rules of cheating:
1) Its not cheating if you are not the one whoz married.
2) Its not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. (can you beat that!)
3) Its not cheating if she is from a different area Code.

Hail Barney!
This character is just legen.... wait for it.......

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